My scary dream!!

I had a dream last night. What is so special about this dream? Well, I dream about a vampire. Ya.. a vampire that kept chasing me. I don't remember the details about the dream, but i know that the vampire kept chasing me, i keep running, running round and round the house, then run into the house, trying to lock all the doors and windows, then when i was locking the last door, the vampire appeared. ARGGGG!!!!!

It was so scary and when i woke up this morning, i felt sooooo tired. Ya, nv run in real life, therefore they made me run in my dream.. ~sigh...

Hope i have sweet dreams tonite..

Have you ever tried to talk to someone like this?

I was out with some friends the other day and one of them brought his gf. He intro his gf to us and just left his gf sit there while he go talk to others. Although i'm not a very friendly person (ya ya, i admit.. hehe..) but i see her sitting there alone like very kesian like that, so i went over to her place, sat beside her and tried to create a conversation.

So here's our conversation.. err, actually i don't feel it's a conversation, it's just me .. talking to myself... hehe..

J: Hey..
G: (she just smile)
J: so bad hor him, left u alone here..
G: (still smiling..)
J: so you're local?
G: ya..
J: so how you two met each other?
G: work.
J: oh, didn't know you guys work together..
G: (smile..)
J: so what do you like to do when you're free?
G: watch movies..
J: (I thought i finally found something that she's interested to talk about..BUT...) i like movies too, what kind of movies you like to watch?
G: chinese..
J: oh.. what about tvb series? do you like to watch that?
G: ok lor..
J: (I think i being really nice already..sit there do all the talking by myself.. now it's my turn to smile..) I go see what they talking about.. you wanna join me?
G: (smile again?? is that a yes or no?)
J: (i smile back..and left..)

Well well, I found it really hard to create conversation with this kind of ppl. I asked one question, she answer one word?? Oh god, maybe she prefer to sit alone there lar.. maybe she doesn't like me kacau-ing her..

Lebih sikit boss!

Normally when you go eat mixed rice, or if you go mamak, when they passed you the plate of rice, what would you say? For gals, normally you will say, less rice pls right?

I was at the mamak the other day, normally I will hear ppl say kurang nasi, even it's a guy as they always give such a big plate of rice. But that day, instead of hearing kurang nasi, I heard lebih sikit, lebih sikit!! I got curious, the guy in front of me doesn't look like a big eater. When i looked at his plate of rice, I know why he asked for more.

I guess due to the shortage of rice, they all now giving less rice to customers. I mean, really less. They give less than half if you compared to last time. This not only happened to mamak, i seen this at those chinese restaurants, those mixed rice stalls, even the nasi lemak stall that I always go tabao in the morning.

Did you notice that? I guess it's a good thing, at least now we won't waste the food. If you think it's not enough, ask for more lar!!

The Body Shop Annual Sales (16/5 - 8/6/2008)

The Body Shop annual sales is back. I bought my whole year supplier during their last year's annual sales. This is the time to stock up again!!

I do not want to miss the chance to get their 70% discount products so I went on the very first day during lunch hour. There's an additional 10% discount for members for the first 3 days. It only took me 10 minutes to get my whole year supplier. hehe... so here's what I bought..

not a lot of stuff also mar, right? hehe..
altogether, RM 265.45

Avocado Body Butter, RM 16.17

This is the 70% discount product!! Original price RM 59.90, after 70% discount + an additional 10% for members, it's only RM 16.17!! I wanted to buy 2 but the sales person there said each person only can buy 1. Damn worth it right?

Shea Body Butter, RM 37.74
Original price RM 59.90,
30% discount + another 10% discount

Satsuma Body Butter, RM 37.74
Original price RM 59.90,
30% discount + another 10% discount.
this one smells really nice, it's like
you are applying oranges to your skin.
yummy!!

Papaya Body Butter, RM 37.74
Original price RM 59.90,
30% discount + another 10% discount.

The sales girl kept introduce me to make ups lar, perfumes lar, but I keep standing in front of the body butter. wuahahahahaha, i guess she must be surprised see me buying that much!! actually i only need 2 body butter for the whole year, the other two I bought for FL's mum and my aunt.

Moisture White Toning Essence, RM 63.99
Original price RM 79,
10% discount + another 10% discount.

This is very good especially for those who had oily skin. I tried a lot of other brand's toner but I still feel this is the best. When i apply other toner, my skin will become very oily and I had to go wash my face again. But this does not happened when I apply this Body Shop toner. That is why I stick with this after so many years.

Vitamin C Plus Time Release Capsules, RM 72.09
Original price RM 89,
10% discount + another 10% discount.
This is really good, after applying this,
your skin will glow, will feel smoother and fresher!!

Do you use Body Shop's product? If yes, this is the best time to go stock up! They are only having sales once a year, so don't miss the chance ya!!

Am I sick or not?

I was suppose to go Penang for this long holiday. I postponed my trip on Friday cos I really don't feel very well. I'm not really sick but i feel like i'm going to sick. I don't want to take the risk, I just afraid I will be a burden for them who are going together to Penang.

Have you ever had this kind of feeling? If you asked me what's wrong with me? I can' really tell. It's just seems like the whole body are not feeling well. and you can't really go to the doctor too, why? when you go see a doctor, they will asked you what's wrong with you. If you tell the doctor you are not sure what's wrong with you, they probably will think you are crazy...

Arggg, i just hope i can get better, or i just fall sick. I don't want to have this feeling.. this uncomfortable feeling!!!! really spoiled my holiday!!!

The Biggest Bookfest in Southeast Asia (海外华文书市) 24/5-1/6/2008

Remember I post about the biggest bookfest in Southeast asia last year, about the books I bought on that bookfest? It's back!! HooRAY!!!!!

I was just telling FL that I've finished all the books I bought last year, in fact some of the books I've already read twice!! I've run out of books to read!! and then I got the news that the bookfest is coming soon. OMG, can you imagine how thrilled I am when I heard this news?

As usual, it will be at the KL Conventon Centre, 24th May to 1st June 2008, from 10am - 10pm. With the admission RM 2 per ticket (FREE admission for students 18 years & below and senior citizen 60 years & above), we will be able to see all the latest books published in China, Taiwan, Hong Kong, Malaysia, Singapore and United Kingdom. I can't wait to go.. can't wait.. can't wait....

Check out the Bookfest website for more information.

Read these within 4 seconds and get yourself a FREE Big Mac!!

Two All-Beef Patties
Special Sauce, Lettuce
Cheese, Pickles, Onions
On A Sesame Seed Bun

How fast can you read? If you are able to read the 4 sentences above within 4 seconds, you will be able to get yourself a FREE Big Mac!!

Ok, how's this thing work? When you order a McValue Meal, McDonald's will give you an entry coupon. With that entry coupon, you can then take part in the Big Mac Chant Challenge. So all you need to do is to show up at the nearest McDonald's between 3pm-8pm at their Big Mac Chant Challenge Counter and say the chant within 4 seconds.

Why pay when you can it for free? Right?

Want to learn some 'IN' Cantonese?

Got these from a forwarded email and found it damn funny. It's really hard to believe that they are actually teaching their kids all these!!

this one pronounce as 'toi'
how to use?

if you understand chinese,
you definitely will laugh when you read this.

you know how to pronounce this?

wuahaha, learn how to use it!!

wah, this is new to me too..
o mouth??

so how to use this o mouth?
when you're shocked??

wah, apa ni? hehe..

inch mouth!!!
wuahahahaha...

oo, this one i heard b4!!

see the english explanation? wuahahaha..
when you see a very 'IN' person,
you can use this word!!

laugh until you break your mouth!!

after seeing all these, i really laugh until i break my mouth lar.. what about you?

Please donate to the victims of the earth quake in SzeChuan, China

I was not feeling very well today. The whole day feeling sick, feels like having fever, sore throat and etc. My sickness got worst after I read today's late newspaper (晚报). Seeing all the photos of the victims of the earth quake happened in SzeChuan, China. It is really very very sad. Until now, there are 10++ thousand ppl dead and 30+ thousand ppl are still missing.

You can see the building, the highways, the roads are all destroyed by the earth quake. There's this photo of a 3 yrs old boy, they found him but not able to save him. He died 3 minutes later after being saved. Then there's another photo of a guy handling a bottle of water to this little girl. The bricks from the fallen walls are all over the girl's leg and she's waiting for ppl to get her out. Parents crying over their dead child, children crying over their missing parents. It's just so sad reading all these news.

The only thing that we can do now is to donate a little bit to them. You just need to donate whatever that you can afford. I donate a bit, you donate a bit, together we hope we can help them get through this disaster. I pray hard, hope they can quickly find all the victims, hope there are no more dead people.

Strike lottery BUT lost the ticket!!!

A phone conversation with my aunt, damn funny..

A: Hey..
J: Ya..
A: Do you know my car number plate was on toto last month for third prize?
J: err, no wor, i also nv read the toto part one..
A: my friend just told me one, you know I strike leh..
J: really? that's great! how much?
A: I also dono..
J: har?
A: I think i got buy..last month..
J: HAR!!!!
A: now i'm trying to find the lottery ticket. Did you see it?
J: har???? no wor, didn't see it. You mean you did buy last month but you lost the ticket?
A: ya, i bought but i nv check i got strike or not..and i'm not sure i buy on that day or on other day..aiseh.. now i'm trying to find back the ticket..
J: ......

that's my cute aunt..

I'm going to VOMIT blood!!

Have you ever feel like vomiting blood during work? Arggg, this whole week i'm having this vomit blood feeling. What happened? Well, let me tell you what heppened. My comp developed a simple system for a client, the purpose of the system is to make sure they are not going to over use their budget. First you planned your budget properly, how much you gonna allocate to each and every department. Then you entered it to the system, and when user request something, the system will cross check with the budget. By doing this, they will never have over budget problem.

Recently they messed up the system and keep bugging us to solve their problem. When we looked at the way they set up the budget, we almost faint! They did not plan the budget in the first place, they just create the budget. Create create and create and user request request and request. When the user said budget not enough, the accounts ppl go create some more budget. After sometime, they go calculate the budget and found out budget over used. So what they do? They go cancel off the budget. The problem now is the budget tied to all the requests and now they want us to go save their ASS!!!!!

arggg.. the system is to assist you, the system does not know how much budget you gonna give to a department if you didn't enter it properly. Now you blame all to the system? To them it's stupid system with clever user. To me, it's just the other way round!!

BECAREFUL when you feed your car!!

FL told me about this, he heard it from the radio this morning on his way to work. The MyFM DJ almost got robbed this morning. What happened? He start work at 6am so i guess he went out quite early in the morning.

He stopped at a petrol station near Phoenix Plaza to feed his car. While he's feeding his car, he heard some loud noise. He turned and he saw 20++ motorcycles coming towards his direction. He was so afraid and ran to the cashier there. Luckily the cashier is very kind to let him in and locked the door. These motorcycle gang reached the petrol station in just a few seconds. They go through his car to see if there's anything valuable and went off.

This is so scary, that is why we have to be extra careful when we feed our car. Try not to go petrol station late at night or early in the morning. Oh ya, highways too. My brother told me try not to pump petrol at highway as a lot of robbery happened there, during day time!!!

So we got to be really careful!! The world had changed.. pump petrol also have to beware ~sigh

Am i deserved to be scolded? Ya i guess..

Msn-ing..

J: Hey
K: ya..
J: erm, you mesg me?
K: har, no ar?
J: erm, i mean last week you msn me? or that's last last week?
K: walaoeh... that's last month leh!!!!
J: aiseh where got, two weeks only mar..
K: $#$^*#^$$)%*$)(*
J: hehe.. sorry sorry...

ya ya, i got scolded by this friend mine.. and yes, I think i deserved that, don't you think so? hehe, really sorry lar my friend, was really really really busy when you msn me.... Sorry sorry...

You will be charged if you lost your Genting World Card for more than 1 time!

Both FL and me applied this Genting World Card many many years ago. Anyway, I lost my card so everytime when we go to Genting, we will used FL's card. During our visit to Genting last year, FL went to change his card (already expired) but he forgot to bring the old card. The staff said he will be charged if he did not bring back his old card. Therefore he didn't get to change.

Last weekend, while bringing our relatives to Genting, I went to reapply my card. They found out that i actually applied before and they reissue the card for me. According to them, we will get charged for a small fee if we lost our card for more than one time. Did I kena the charges? Luckily NOT, as this is the first time i reissue my card. In other words, if i lost again, they will charged me lor..

So don't keep losing your Genting World Card ya, else they will charged you when you reissue for the 2nd time!

Genting one day trip

We brought our relatives to Genting today, for a one day trip. Genting is quite a nice place (to spend money, hehe..) for kids, they will be spending their money at theme park and for adults, you know where lar.. hehe...

We reached there about 12pm. It's really nice to be up there, the weather is really nice, it's like heaven. True mar, the weather so hot nowadays..

on our way up to Genting...
nice view!!

My last visit to Genting was last year October. There's really not much change here (except genting hotel's lobby, i think they got do some renovation). As for our relatives, they really enjoy themselves as they haven't been to Genting for at least 5 years!! To them Genting had changed a lot!!

Genting Hotel's lobby.
nice!! i don't remember seeing this
last year, so i guess they just did their
renovation recently!

As soon as we were there, we split into 2 groups, mum and kids, theme park, others, casino. hehe..

theme park
took this pic when we were
on our way to First world Hotel

u guys tried this b4?
scary lar..

We were in the casino quite long, went to both the new (First World) and old casino. So did I win? Well, I shall say, erm, I didn't manage to get anything from uncle lim's son and he's not able to get anything from me too. hehe.. Spend a few hours in the casino and end up like that, consider good also lar right?

First World Hotel
nice decoration on these ATM machines.
it's like ATM machines in the forest!!

First World Hotel

We headed home at about 8pm+. Consider quite an enjoyable one day trip. Kids enjoy themselves, adults enjoy themselves too! What a day!!

I'm a night kaki!!

For this entire week (since last Sunday), I slept approx 4 hours per day. (bear in mind, i'm not that kind of ppl which only need a few hours, i need at least 10 hours every day one.. hehe..). Every night I go to bed at about 3am+ and woke up at 8am the next morning. I felt so tired during the day, sleepy, I looked like a zombie, talked like a ghost (woo..yerrr..yiii), worked like a monster, hehe, but at night, especially when it's almost 12 mid night, i became very alert.

What is wrong with me? A minute before i'm still so tired, the next minute i became so alert and can go kill a tiger?? Hmm, if my company let me worked at home, and allow me to work at whichever time i like, i guess i might be able to work faster!!

See, it's almost 2am now and i'm still blogging. :p tomorrow need to wake up early some more.. ~sigh, no wonder i looked so old.. nv heard ppl say before meh? a gal cannot 'ngai yeh'(stays up late) one...:p

Ya, we're weirdo..

This is not the first time ppl asked me this question. How come you all developers, prefer typing than talking? Well, let me explained why they ask this kind of question. You see, we developers, sit together, side by side, even though we sit close to each other, instead of talking to each other, we used msn. wuahahahahahaha.. yes.. that's wat we do!

So when i was in one of my ex company, an ex colleague asked me about this. Ya, he's not a developer, he's a designer. He saw us chatting with each other although we sit close to each other and he felt we, the developers are very weird.

Well well, how come we prefer type than talk? First, if you keep talking non stop, ppl will think you very free, later boss give you more job how? right? if you type, you can continue your work, only when you free, then you go see the message. don't you feel it's better that way? So this is what i call multitasking, fully utilize our time!! Don't you think so? hehe..

Perodua Nautica - An ideal 4WD?

Perodua will be launching their new 4WD, the Perodua Nautica within this month. It will be a compact SUV with a 1.5 litre engine, comes in either Medallion Grey or Majestic Black. How much? Well well, very cheap only, I heard from, erm, don't remember from who or where.. anyway, Perodua claimed that this will be the cheapest 4WD in the market, RM 90K+ or so.

You can start making bookings on 10 May at all Perodua showrooms. Heard from my friend that this car looks like the Toyota Rush. Well, we'll see... Will you buy?

Click here for more information on Perodua Nautica.

Busy busy week!

What am i doing at 1:30am on a Thursday morning? No need to sleep? Next day don't need to work? Well well, i'm surfing the net lor, updating my blog and also checking other ppl's blog.

hehe, you didn't see me visiting your blog leh.. Don't worry, it's not that i'm not interested in visiting your blog, it's just that I had been very busy since monday. Oh ya, really really very busy.. toilet also no time to go. :p

Hopefully tomorrow.. oo, no no, it's today.. hopefully today won't that busy lar..

I like to do housework at night, cannot meh?

While i'm cleaning up the kitchen after dinner, I suddenly felt the filter of the hood is very oily. It's about 10pm on a Wednesday night, I was thinking whether to clean or not to clean. Finally I took down the filter and clean it. While cleaning it, I felt the hood itself also very oily, so i cleaned the hood as well. Since i'm cleaning the hood, might as well clean the gas stove (normally i just wipe after clean).

So end up i cleaned the whole kitchen, the washing machine, the fridge and the walls. FL looked at me and said, what is wrong with you, you prefer to do housework in the middle of the night ya..

Well well, i do when i got mood, and so ngam when i got mood it's night time mar.. By the time i finished cleaning the kitchen, it's already 12am+ and I haven't take my bath yet. So tonight what time sleep? I don't know, cos now i'm blogging.. hehe..ya..that's me...

When you direct translate from chinese to english..

Got this from a forwarded email. damn funny lar..

ladies or gents? if i see this i also
not sure i can go in or not..
hehe..

leave off after pissing?
wuahahahaahaha...

if i'm stolen, how am i going to call
the police? hehe...

Wuahahaha, funny right? That is why we have to remember we cannot direct translate from chinese to english, or english to chinese or chinese to malay and etc. Else.. no eye see ler!!

Eh-hem, My name is...

So this is my homework.. hehe, from Sweet Jasmine. I seldom do tags nowadays but this one seems quite fun.. i get to know my Japanese name wor.. let's see

For the instructions, add your name on the list and simply spell out your name using the given Japanese letter- translations below. Tag six of your friends and inform them of the tag. Have fun.

TRANSLATION:
A - ka G - ji M - rin S - ari Y - fu
B - tu H - ri N - to T - chi Z - zi
C - mi I - ki O - mo U - do
D - te J - zu P - no V - ru
E - ku K - me Q - ke W - mei
F - lu L - ta R - shi X - na


1. OSWALD - moarimeikatate (sounds like america and states. har…. har… har…)

2. CHLOE - Miritamoku — Um…think I still prefer my given name, ha ha

3. GENG – Jikutoji — Actually, I think its cute sounding. Arigato gozaimasu!

4. CONSTANCE - Mimoto arichi katomiku — WOW! Does it sound like an authentic Japanese cuisine? YIKES! I broke it up cos it was quite a mouthful!

5. DORA - Temoshika – Sounds pretty good huh?! Does it mean beautiful woman?

6. Jasmine - Zukaari rinkitoku - sounds like malay name....so masculine...!

7. Joyce - Zumofumiku, erm, joyce nicer rite? :p

Who interested in knowing their Japanese name? Let me know and let me tag u la!!

Why you will spend more money when the weather is hot!!

See, for those that got air con at home, when the weather is hot, you will definitely on the air con. Let's take me as an example, nowadays, I on air con everyday, together with fan!! Can imagine how hot is the weather!! So, on more air con means? Pay more for your electricity bill lor!!

Secondly, when the weather is hot, you tend to take bath more often, which means, more water usage, which means, water bill more expensive.

During weekends, feels very hot at home, so what you do, go shopping lar, got free air con mar right? So when go shopping, the chances of buying things are very high, so meaning? Spend $$$ lor..

See… hot weather, more money gone!!

What's that? A list of pasar malam(s)?

A piece of paper dropped off from my wallet just now. FL picked it up and took a peep at what's written on that piece of paper. After he read it, he looked at me and asked me, what's this? I took back that piece of paper, put back in to my wallet and told him, a list of pasar malam, from monday to sunday around here lor..

Then he looked at me as if i'm the weirdest human being on the planet. What's wrong with keeping a list of pasar malam(s) in my wallet? I can't remember mar, like last sunday, suddenly feels like going pasar malam, but couldn't remember which area is having one. Take a look at the paper then I know already, very convenient mar, right? hehe, I seldom go pasar malam mar, that's y cannot remember which day which area, no big deal wat.. right or not? you say you say!!

Where's my user account?

I was installing some software on my desktop in the office just now. After finished installing, it required me to restart my computer. So I restarted my pc and then try to login with my username and password.

Guess what? I couldn't login.. typo? let me try again? canot again? let me type slowly, make sure caps were not on and still cannot? What the hell? Let's see what the message says.. no such user? what? I've been using this user login for almost 3 yrs now and out of a sudden it says no such user on this domain? arggg...

I got my colleague to help me fix this. According to him, my user account suddenly disappeared! I didn't know the user account will go missing just like that.. ~sigh .. what a day.. when you are busy, all sorts of funny thing will happened..

You got a pet fish? Train your fish!!

Pets are no longer just pets for their owners. Besides accompanying their owners, they might need to learn new tricks. There's an owner of a gold fish trained his fish to play soccer, dance and even play basketball. No hands how to play? Well, use mouth lor..

According to the owner, he used 2 years to train the gold fish to do all these. Hmm, I also don't know should envy the owner for having such clever pet? Or pity the gold fish (why can't the fish just be a fish and swim like a fish!)

Well, if you have a pet fish, maybe you should start training the fish NOT to swim...

DIY house?

Saw this from the news just now, besides DIY furnitures, now we have DIY house? Wow, someone in UK invented this DIY house thing. 60K (I believe should be in poun), for the materials and you only need 2 ppl to build your DIY house. and how long you need to finish building the DIY house? 2 days!!

Wow, i wonder when our country will have this thing. Hmm, is the house strong enuf? will be collapse?

Before you stepped out of your office..

What kind of things you hope it'll happened before you stepped out of you office and heading back to your house? For me, i will hope that there's NO JAM!! traffic smooth and even better if there's no cars at all! hehe, ya i know it's impossible, but then again, got hope got 'hei mong' mar..

What about you? maybe you hope you reached home with a table of nice delicious dishes waiting for you?

When you are busy..

Sometimes when I'm free, I will hope to receive some phone calls from friends, or get some opps to write to earn some extra money, or even will find some silly things to do in order to pass my free times. But seems like all these doesn't happened when I'm free, instead, it happened when I'm super busy.

When you are rushing a project, you started to get tonnes of phone calls, from friends lar, credit cards lar, wrong number lar, which makes you super pek chek. Or you start receiving opps which got deadline, have to finish by when and when, else it will expired.. and all of a sudden, friends that don't msn you started to msn you and wanted to chat with you..

Does these things ever happened to you? or it's just me?

The digits in ur bank account!

Every month end, you will see a few digits in your bank account, that is your salary. After it floats for a few days, it's time for you to do some deduction. Transfer here, transfer there, to the car loan, to the housing loan, to debts, to here and there, and what's left, it's yours. You only need to go to the ATM once to withdraw it and you will see the big ZERO left in your bank account.

So what now? wait till next month salary lor..

Copy cat??

After being the only company (company M) that sells product Z, there comes company A. A started out selling product Z with low price, really low price. They cut costs by doing things online, cut down everything that they could. Company Z then says they are the branded ones, offer better services and etc.

Company A getting more and more popular as people like products with cheap prices. Less ppl buy product Z from company M, all waiting for A for their promotions, free stuff and etc. After seeing company A being so successful, company M recently start selling product Z with low price too. So funny lar, after saying ppl as capalang brand, now they also start making themselves capalang too?

Which company i'm talking about? Well well, the famous M and A, you don't know meh? Sure you don't know?

Guys don't talk one...

My office consists of two floors, 1st floor for all the sales, marketing, project team, accounts ppl. As for 2nd floor, we have all the technical ppl, developers, network ppl and etc. So yes, i'm at the 2nd floor and after all my gal colleagues left (last time got 2), i'm the only gal at 2nd floor.

1st floor, only 2 guys and all gals, 2nd floor, all guys and only me, 1 gal. When downstairs gal colleagues ask me, how come 2nd floor so quiet one? Well, I dont' know, guys don't talk one.. I mean guys talk about work stuff, but not really personal stuff in the office. As for gals, in between work, maybe they will like to chit chat a bit, a bit about their kids, their husband, their bfs and etc.

So what's the reason I'm telling you all this? Well, i'm B.O.R.E.D up here!!!!!!!! Please hire some gals!!!!

No oil, no rice, what's next?

After the 'no oil' incident, now we got another 'no rice' crisis. Seems like the world is facing a BIG problem, lack of food!! Last time when lack of oil (now still lack or not? no more right?) we can still say, aiyar, eat less oil lor, even better.. less oil better for health. but now no rice wor, so how? eat less rice lor, can keep fit?

I wonder what's next..

No No No! I don't want the card!!

Time flies, it's Monday again. Monday is the day where I will be 99% not enough sleep, super busy, traffic super jam and .. getting annoying phone calls! I got 3 calls from HSBC today telling me they want to offer me a Mastercard, which has a separate limit from my visa card.

Since last week, I had been receiving calls from HSBC telling me about this separate limit thing. I turned down their offer, told them I don't need another card. Few days later, I got the same call again from a different person, and again, i said No. Then the next day, got the call again and i said NO again. This morning, received the call from a gal, speaking Chinese. I straight away said NO to her when she mentioned this Mastercard. Then after lunch, I got another phone call from another gal, this time in English. Again, I told her I'm not interested. Then guess what, 15 minutes later, i received ANOTHER call from a guy this time, speaking chinese, asking me whether I want to take the Mastercard or not. I told him .. Do you know I've received about 6 calls from you guys since last week asking me about this Mastercard and every time I also said NO??

Argggg..no matter how many times you called, the answer is NO NO NO NO and NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!! Don't they get it? ^#*$&#&^$&#$*&#$&#$*#(&$

Treat your car engine a little something b4 it make noise!!

This is actually the second time I apply this Nulon - Performance Engine Treatment to my car engine. The first time was during the Chinese New Year. Normally before the CNY, I will get my car serviced and checked, to make sure everything is alright. When I'm back to my hometown, my brother asked me did I just service my car as he wanted me to try something. According to him, pour this engine treatment oil every time after we changed the engine oil, is very good especially for old cars. (ok, my car 5 yrs old d, so consider old also lar..) Old cars, especially auto, if you pressed the break, you will feel your car shaking/trembling. So this will helped to reduce that and at the same time the car will be more powerful. Serious? I don't know, let's see.

I wasn't really into this until i drove back few days later. I feel my car really more powerful, how i know that? well, when i overtake cars i know lar. hehe.. and when i pressed the break, there's no shaking/trembling. Wow, that's really cool. And guess what, it helped me to save petrol too. No kidding, not a lot, i can drive more 40km like that. Cool right? That is when I called back my brother to ask him where to get this engine oil and how much..

Nulon Engine Treatment Oil
from Cosway, member price
RM 26

Well, i'm not a cosway member, luckily my aunt know someone who is a cosway member. So we used that membership to get this member price. Not sure how much is a non member price..I just changed the engine oil yesterday so it's time for me to pour another bottle into the engine oil.

shake well before used.

pour the whole bottle in.

terbalik the bottle, let it dripped.

After you finished pouring the whole bottle, start the engine and idle or drive for 15 minutes. According to the box, this will help reduces friction & wear, reduces start up damage, reduces valve lifter noise, reduces maintenance cost, quieter, smoother engine and many many more. I don't care about all this, what i really feel is that my car got more powerful, saves petrol a little bit and no more shaking and trembling. That is why I go buy lor. So if you feel your car not very powerful already, maybe try this lar. It's not too expensive also mar, RM20+ can used up to several months, after u changed ur engine oil.

p/s: FYI, this is NOT a paid post and I am NOT a Cosway member. :p

Do you want to buy sanitary pad?

This morning, one of my ex colleague msn me and sent me an url. He told me his wife is selling this, asked me want to buy or not. I clicked in and found out the thing he wanted to sell to me is actually sanitary pad. And there we go, both of us discussing about the sanitary pads..

OMG, i couldn't believe I'm actually discussing this with a guy! When he told me, it's very good, I asked him, how do you know it's good when you nv used before. He said it can absorb very well (he tested with water), it's soft and etc. Haha, damn funny la, to me, this kind of things you have to try it only you will know. It's just like a guy selling bras, telling you this bra very nice to wear and blah blah blah, will you buy from him? Will you, will you?

He's such a funny guy lar.. So did I buy from him? Of cos NOT lar!! I think he also know i won't buy from him lar. wuahahahahahahah....

Too old to start a blog? Who said so?

If you think you are too old to join the blogging community, then you are WRONG!!!! Our former prime minister, Tun Dr. Mahathir bin Mohamad, aged 83, had just launched his blog today, chedet.com.

I guess politicians now finally realized the power of blogs, how the blog posts can influence ppl ya. Seems like everybody has a blog now, do you have one? If not, you better start one.. why? well, kiasu mar, you got one, i must have one too, right? hahahahaha..

Yay Yay!! Finally!!

After waiting for so so so so so so long, we finally got new desktops!! It probably means nothing to u but for us, the developers, it really kills us when our PCs are slow. Imagine, you running something, you can go to the wash room, make yourself a cup of coffee, chit chat with your colleague on your way back and when you reached your place, that stupid thing still running or even worst, half hanging..

Although feeling very happy getting a new fast and powerful PC, but the backup, the transferring files, the reinstalling everything sucks.. Argggg.. i guess we people never stop complaining ya. :p

PC slow complaints, got new PC also complaints. hehe...

The HOT weather!

The weather is so hot and I feel so sleepy. Sitting in front of the computer, with my eyes closed and fingers typing on the keyboard, erm, pretending that i'm typing.. hehe..Me and my colleague kept telling each other that we are sleepy (i asked him to go bang his head to the monitor and he asked me to go EAT nescafe and i asked him to go flush his head in the toilet bowl!!), which eventually makes both of us even more sleepy!!

My brain is not functioning, my eyes not under my control. I see things that I shoudn't be seeing (the bed from my house lar, wat u thinking!!!). When this happen, I always blame the weather, the hot and humid weather made ppl feel sleepy..

I am sleeping now, please do not disturb...

A lift in a double storey house.

I went back to my hometown last weekend. When I was there, my aunt told me my neighbor is going to install a lift in her house. A lift? In a double storey house? For what? Apparently her father is very sick and does not have the energy to climb up stairs to his room and the father doens't want to sleep downstairs. All his son and daughters are doing quite well, having their own business and etc so they decided to get him a lift so that he will not need to climb the stairs.

Wow, a lift in double storey, this is really the first time I heard ppl installing a lift in a double storey. (3 storey one i heard before lar..) How much does it costs to have a lift in a double storey house? RM 80K!! ya ya, and i heard it will be a transparent one, must be nice i guess. (see lar, if i got chance to go see the lift when it's done, i'll take some pic to show u guys. hehe..)

Lazy to climb up the stairs? Install a lift in your house lar!

Stock up maggie mee, biscuits and milo!!

Heard from the news this morning that the price for maggie mee is going up next month, about 8 to 10%!! Not only that, biscuits also going to increase price, not sure how much but i guess should be about that percentage as well. As for milo, most probably beginning of june will increase price.

I'm not really a maggie mee lover. How much is a pack of maggie mee now? approx 60 cents per packet? If the price of maggie mee going to increase, which means all the maggie goreng, maggie soup, indo mee at mamak also will increase also lar. ~sigh.. So if you can't sleep without having maggie mee for supper, better stock up now! You only have 2 days to stock up as 1st of may the price will increase!!

As for milo, I remember last time only about RM5+ per tin (the medium tin) but now, almost RM10 per tin rite? Why are you still sitting here? Go go go , go stock up now!!

Have you submitted your tax?

Normally when we meet ppl, ppl will asked, makan already? But recently, when u see ppl, you probably will ask, have you submitted your tax?

Last friday, I heard this a few times in my office and guess what's the answer? Not yet, not yet, and not yet. haha, i think most of us like last minute one lar. not until last minute also nobody wants to submit. I got a friend finished entering all the information in the e-filing beginning of this month, but till now he also not yet submit. How come? Don't know, he just wanna wait, wait till the last minute. wuahahahaha, funny right?

Well well, I guess i'm not in the position to laugh at ppl, cos i'm also the same lar. :p I entered all the information last last weekend, and finally last friday only i submitted and then yesterday I paid using the e-bayaran (for those that paid with e-bayaran but not able to login to ur bank, use IE. I tried with Firefox but kept failed to login, then i switched to IE, only then I'm able to log myself in.).

It's really easier lar, with the e-filing and e-bayaran thing, else ar, i need to go queue up at the bank today lor. I believe this 3 days, the bank will have a lot of ppl lar. All last minute mar..

So, have you submitted your tax? Have you paid your tax?

After a year the system go live ..

This morning, one of our customer yelled at my colleague said why this and this thing happened to the system. When my colleague looked at the so called problem, she found that it is not a problem at all, it's how the system runs. The system already live for one year plus and now they only start noticing this is how it works? The user claimed that LAST TIME is not like that. My colleague then showed to her all the previous records from the system, to prove to her that all the while is like that.

After seeing it, the user 'fat lan za' and said she wanna go back to her pc to check again. Come on lar, ur pc or other pc, all pointing to the same server same database, checking here and checking at your own place doesn't make any difference! Kesian lar my colleague, kena yelled for nothing.

I had the same problem with this same user before. She claimed our system got bug, we tested at our side no problem. She asked us to go over and try it at her place. Fine. We use her computer, test and test and test, and still no problem. Then she said, it only happened at 3pm!!! ya right.. got ghost meh.. crazy... But then again, the customer is always correct, so what can we say? As a conclusion, it's all user problem!! *&^#*&$^#@*$*&^#*#$*&^*&#@^$*#@^$^

Good luck or bad luck?

I told two friends about the incident happened to me yesterday, two friends gave me two different kind of reaction. Let me tell you what happened first..

I left the office about 8pm yesterday. FL and me reached home about the same time and together, we went to the nearest mamak to have our dinner. There was no place to sit inside, the sky looks clear, so we decided to sit outside. We ordered our food and drinks and while i'm half way eating, i found that it seems like it's going to rain..soon. FL kept asking me to eat faster and faster, come on lar, how to eat fast? There's no place to sit inside so we cant really moved in. So i swallow my food like a SNAKE and when i'm 3/4 done with my food, it started to rain. ~sigh, forget it lar, i dowan to swallow anymore. Finished our drink and we headed back home.

Reached home, rest a while, wanted to take bath and guess what? NO WATER!!! WHAT?? There's no announcement on this, what happened? Luckily, 15 minutes later, there's water, small but at least i can go take my bath.

First friend said, wow, bad luck ya.. Second friend said, you still got luck mar, at least still got water. hehe.. see, same story, 2 different reactions. You say leh? I'm having good luck or bad luck?

Can you see anything else besides the coffee beans?

Received this from a forwarded email. Take a good look at this picture, can you see anything else besides coffee beans? Nothing? Let me give you a clue, according to the email, there's a man inside the coffee beans. Can you see it now? Can you? Can You?

From the email:
Doctors have concluded that if you find the man in the coffee beans in 3 seconds, the right half of your brain is better developed than most people. If you find the man between 3 seconds and 1 minute, the right half of the brain is developed normally. If you find the man between 1 minute and 3 minutes, then the right half of your brain is functioning slowly and you need to eat more protein. If you have not found the man after 3 minutes, the advice is to look for more of this type of exercise to make that part of the brain stronger!!!
And, yes, the man is really there!!!

Oh my, till now i also cannot see anything else besides coffee beans. Oh my god, that means both my left and right brain not functioning lor!! Die lor.. no brain no brain!!

Oh Yes, google hates 3Ps!!!

My friend, A likes to blog. He blog much more earlier than me (3-4 yrs ago). He blogs about the things he do, the ppl he met and etc and his blog got a PR2. When most of us lost our PR, he still got 2 as his blog doesn't have any paid posts.

After he started to read my blog, being influenced by me on how the blog thing can make him money, he decided to try it out. His blog was approved by 3Ps few months ago but he only started to write his very first 3Ps post (yes, the I love 3Ps post which worth $20) few days ago. When he's done with the post, he asked me to go check it out.

And guess what I found besides the I love 3Ps post? His page rank is gone!! From 2 becomes 0!! Just a few days after he posted that 3Ps thing (only ONE paid post in his entire blog), he lost his page rank!!! WOW!!!

So yes, google hates 3Ps...oh ya, in case you wonder how come i did not post the link to his blog, erm, the owner forbids me to post it. :p

When you are working in KLCC...

There are pros and cons working in KLCC. Let me talk about the cons first. Ok, let's see, I think the first thing that come across your mind will be, traffic jam right? The traffic had always been an issue if you are working in KL and if you drives to work. Of cos you can also opt to go to work by taking public transportation such as the LRT. Well, if only your house is near the lrt station, then you can squeeze with the rest of the working ppl and together you pray the lrt not to break down while taking you guys to work. Then we have road closure when there are some special occasions, dono what meeting lar, dono who come lar, then you got to find other ways to go to work or go back to your house. What else? The cons? Erm, food are expensive, parking are expensive, everything is expensive. That is why ppl said if you work in KL, you should request higher salary.

So what about the pros? You get to shop first during sales, buy cheap and good stuff, you get to work in nice environment. Oh ya, don't forget, you get to see all the happening stuff such as today's Olympic run. A friend of mine who are working in KLCC told me the comp let them go down to watch the run. How nice!!

Does that means I wish to work in KLCC? The answer is No, No, and No. Why? Well, very clearly i stated more cons than pros right? hehe..

What?? I need to pay that much????!!!!

I've been wanted to submit my income tax since beginning of the month but I drag drag drag until this weekend only do it. Biasa la, right? hehe.. When I finally finished entering all the information, I was so shocked to see that I still need to pay THAT much!!

Well, I do not understand how come we paid tax every month but when comes to submitting tax we still need to pay extra. Oh ya, and another thing is, the way my company calculate the tax and salary on the ea form is a bit different that others (different from FL comps, different from all my previous 5 ex comps). I actually noticed this when I joined the comp 3 yrs ago but I was kind of surprised how come my other colleagues never voice out about this. (maybe they did voice out but since this salary + bonus thing is P&C, that's y nobody talked about it?)

Anyway, how my comp calculate? Ok, first they will calculate all your 2007 salary and they will include ur 2008 bonus (we get our bonus on feb so it appeared on the feb payslip). What about the tax? As for tax, they will only calculate all 2007 tax. You see what i see? meaning to say, the tax you paid is not tally with ur salary plus bonus. Of cos lar, bonus take 2008 one, but tax take last year one..

I did ask the accounts on my first year about this but according to her this is the way this company prepare EA form, so i guess i cannot do anything about it. ~sigh.. i don't mind how they calculate, what i mind is the money i need to pay. In actual fact I already paid the tax, but due to the calculation like this, I will need to pay extra for this year. Can i just assumed I already paid and pay the remaining amount? Erm, according to FL we have to follow everything according to our EA form. Well it's true lar, that is why they prepare the EA form mar right?

I guess next month will be a super PK month for me.. oh god.. help me pls, pls drop me a bag of money..preferably all in RM 500 notes!!!

A Hair Stylist earned more than a lawyer!!

If I asked you, hair stylist and lawyer, which one earns more? I'm sure your answer will be the same as mine, of cos lawyer lar. But in actual fact, a hair stylist can actually earns more than a lawyer!! Well well, I guess maybe it's becos we can't live without trimming our hair but we CAN live without a lawyer!!

I remembered i've a friend which all the while have this boy cut, then suddenly one day, she decided to keep her hair long. We all told her she looks better with short hair, and she admits. Then one day.. she went to the saloon to cut her hair. She asked the hair stylist what kind of hair style suits her the most (bear in mind, they are charging her the consultation fees!!). When we meet her later, we saw boy cut again. She told us the hair stylist very GENG as can know wat kind of hair style suits her most!! (then we all can become hair stylists lar, cos all of us told her she looks nicer in boy cut much much earlier!!!)

and how much it costs to cut that hair? RM 100++ !!!!! see.. who said hair stylist cannot earn more than a lawyer?

A good dentist and a super RUDE nurse

I started to visit this dentist about 5 yrs ago @ ss2. I remembered that time I'm having tooth ache, so i just simply find one clinic and walked in. The minute I walked in, the nurse asked whether I got made any appointment or not. I said no, this is my first visit mar, i didn't know have to make appointment. The nurse scolded me for not making appointment but since the dentist is free, she let me in.

This dentist is so far the best dentist I've ever visited. She's very careful and gentle. I really didn't need to suffer a lot, she will try her very best not to make you suffer. Anyway, I had a very good impression with the dentist, but the nurse.. ~sigh.. Since then I always visit this dentist if i needed to do scaling lar, filling lar and etc.

I've stopped visiting the dentist after I moved to puchong few years ago. I went to another dentist but I still feel she's the best. So when I moved out from Puchong, I decided to pay this dentist a visit again. So i called the clinic to make appointment for next saturday. I called yesterday when I was out for lunch. It was quite noisy and the nurse talked so soft. Here's our conversation:

J: Hello? (someone picked up the phone without talking...)
N: ya... (nv said this is so and so clinic and nv greet the caller. very rude..)
J: Is this clinic so and so? (better asked, so long nv go liao, dono this clinic still exists or not..)
N: ya.
J: I'll like to make an appointment to see the dentist next Saturday. What time is available?
N:...
J: Sorry.. I can't hear you..
N: .....
J: har?
N: 7pm
J: Har, 7pm?
N: NO LAR!!! 11am!!! (she's shouting already..)
J: ok then, 11am next Saturday.
N: name?
J: J... You need my reg no?
N: yes..
J: 1234
N: ...
J: Hello?
N: ....
J: Sorry, can I confirmed the time again? Next Saturday 11am?
N: ....
J: Hello? Hello?
N: (tuuuuuuuu.....)

She just put down the phone like that? Oh my god, i really want to vote her as the most RUDE punya nurse lar. Never see such rude ppl before... I really cannot hear what she's saying. I decided to call again to confirm my appointment as I'm afraid she thought I wanted to book for this Saturday. I called again just now in office..

N: hello J: (how come is this nurse again.. arggggg!!!!!) Hi, is this clinic so and so? N: ya. J: I called yesterday to make an appointment for next Saturday. My line was very bad so i counldn't hear clearly. Can i double confirmed again my appointment? N: we will call a day before the appointment one... J: erm.. can't you just check for me? N: wait for us to call. (tu......)

OMG, see? she just cut off the line again. arggg.. so geram lar. I think if the dentist fire this nurse, she probably opened a few more branches already!!

Not accepting things that you want us to do?

Sometimes I really feel angry with those websites that pays us to blog. How come? When you submit your blog for approval, all the blog posts with links, they will treat it as paid posts. Funny right? Don't they read? Can't they differentiate between paid and non paid posts?

What else? Oh ya, they claimed that they do not accept blogs that have many paid posts. Funny right? They are the one who give us these paid posts and they said they don't want to approve these kind of blog? and there's one more thing, some claimed that they only accept blogs with page rank. Did they ever use their brain to think who are the one that make us lost all our page rank? It's them!!!

You say lar... funny or not?

RedBox Promotion ~ Discount 20%!!! (會員日輕松唱)

I received an sms just now which says.."Red Box & Green Box DotRed Members enjoy 20% OFF from total bill @ selected outlets from 15Apr-30Jun08. Terms and conditions apply."

Woo-hoo, what a good news for karaoke lovers like me. hmm, let's see, normally if go 2 person, the bill is about RM 80 (without buffet) include all taxes. So if RM 80 - 20% = RM 64, which means each person about RM 30. Cool.. wait wait wait, what are the terms and conditions first...

Luckily i go to RedBox website to check out the terms and condition, else kena con again lar.. It says there, non members entitled 5% discount whereelse members discount up to 20%. UP TO 20% which means not really 20% lar... ok what else? Only selected day selected branch got discount lar.. not every branch..

Monday
Red Box Jusco(JB) & Green Box Cheras Selatan(Cheras)

Tuesday
Red Box Sunway(PJ) & Red Box ria(Sogo) & Green Box Bukit Tinggi(Klang)

Wednesday
Red Box Low Yat(KL) & Red Box The Curve(PJ) & Red Box Gurney(Penang)

Thursday
Red Box Pelangi(JB) & Green Box Sungei Wang(KL)

Aiseh, weekend tak dah lar..cheh.. make me happy a while only.. wat lar.. Click here for more info..

IF you think you can, you can.. or not?

When I was a little kid, someone told me this "if you think you can, you can!!!(with the exclamation mark)". This phrase is good if you want to motivate someone, building the confidence in someone. So I always use this phrase to motivate myself..

When i was in primary school, i hate arts, in fact till now i still hate it..
Aih, how to draw? Don't know how to draw ler..
If you think you can, you can!!!

In college..
die lar, nv study, dono will fail or not..
If you think you can, you can!!!

At work..
need 7 days to finish this work but ppl only gives you 1 day to complete?
If you think you can, you can??? (with the question marks)

I don't think this phrase works for me anymore..

Finished RM 27 mil in 50 days?

How long do you think you need in order to finish RM 27 mil? Wait a minute, do you know RM 27 mil is how much or not? How many zeros in 1 million? There are 6 zeros in 1 million, therefore RM 27 mil is equivalent to RM 27,000,000. errr... correct or not? hehe, so, how long do you think you need to finish this amount? Can you finish this in 50 days which means, RM 27,000,000/50 = RM 540 000 per day??

Heard from the radio that 54 BN assemblymen in the previous state administration finished their combined annual allocation of RM 27 mil for 2008 in the first 50 days. Shocking right? RM 27 mil for the whole year but they finished in 50 days!! Can you imagine, it's like you get your whole year salary in advance and spent it in less than 2 months time!!!

Where did the money go? Got see any BIG developments that need that much money or not? I think we all know where the money go lar..now you see, now you don't!!!

hmm, interesting!! Let's wait and see what kind of explanation(excuses) these ppl give on how they spent RM 27 mil in 50 days. For more info, click here.

Account Suspension from Paypal?

Few days ago, a friend of mine told me she sent an email to my hotmail account, ask me why I nv reply her. I told her i did not receive anything from her as I check my hotmail account everyday. Since she said she already sent it to me, I decided to go check the junk mail folder, maybe it's in there.

While I go through the list in the junk mail folder, something caught my attention. The title of the email is Paypal - Account Suspension and the sender is Paypal. When i open the mail, hotmail warned me that this message may be a phishing scam. Well, i think hotmail did quite a good job here, filtering all these.

I know it's a phishing scam but i never read these kind of emails before. I want to know why people will get cheated by these emails therefore i open it to see. So here's the content of the email.

From: PayPal (service@paypal.com)
This message may be a phishing scam. Learn more
Sent: Thu 4/03/08 9:42 PM
Reply-to: no-reply@paypal.com
To:

We have noticed several attempts of fraud. Seems like somebody tried to access your account.
You are able to log into your account but all your payments are suspended untill you will
update your personal information. PayPal works day and night to help keep your identity safe.
That's why it has come to our attention that your PayPal account information needs to be updated
as part of our continuing commitment to protect your account and to reduce the instance of fraud
on our website. If you could take 5-10 minutes out of your online experience and update your personal
records you will not run into any future problems with the online service.

However, failure to update your records will result in account suspension.

Click on the link below. https://www.paypal.com/

1. The link will take you to our Verify Your Identity page.
2. On the Verify Your Identity page, please fill in the correct information to verify your identity.

Thank you for using PayPal!
The PayPal Team

Wow, very professional right? They are the one who trying to cheat us but in the email they said they noticed several attempts of fraud. These ppl really clever lar. You see the paypal link there? If you happened to click on it, it WILL NOT bring you to paypal website but to some other websites that is similar to paypal. And if you really go enter all your information there, you can now say bye bye to the money in you paypal account!! So BEWARE!!

No wonder there are quite a number of people got cheated by them. Luckily now email filters are quite good, if not, i guess more ppl will got cheated! ~sigh, what kind of world we're living in? Full of cheating...

PIKOM PC Fair ~ 11-13 Apr 2008

The very last pc fair we visited was on last year december, we went there to get the Panasonic Lumix FX 33 digital camera. This time, we decided to visit the PIKOM PC Fair to get ourselves a dvd writer. Now only buy dvd writer? hehe yalor.. :p We reached there at about 6pm on Sunday. Hopefully can get something cheap on the last day of the pc fair.

There was quite a lot of ppl, not say very very packed lar, but still a lot of ppl. There are altogether 5 halls. Hall 1 mostly notebooks, Hall 2 are all audios/speakers, Hall 3, 4 and 5, you can get all kinds of things here. That is why these 3 halls were very packed!!

We were there about 1 and a half hour, saw a lot of new things (really outdated lar, everything also seems so new. hehe..) and within that 1 and a half hour.. we bought these..

LG dvd writer ~RM 86, Earphone ~ RM 22, 4G pen drive ~ RM 48, 20 pcs dvd-r ~ RM 15 and 2 pcs of cdrw ~ RM8 (for my car cd player). Cin cin cai cai.. RM 179 gone.. hehe.

Did you go? What have you bought?

Kenapa malam tak datang?

Yesterday me and my colleague had our lunch at a mamak near our office. When we're done, we walked to the cashier there to pay. So when it's my turn to pay, the boss asked me..

B: Kenapa malam tak datang?
J: Har??? (what is he saying? malam tak datang?)
B: (he looked at me and smile) ya malam..
J: err.. balik rumah... (at night sure i go back home makan lar, still want to eat at ur mamak meh?)
(we both end up with a lot of question marks above our heads, i bet he don't know wat i'm saying and i also dun understand what he's trying to ask me..)

So when my colleague finished paying, he laughed at me and told me, J ar.. just now the boss asked u.."Kenapa LAMA tak datang..", u answer balik rumah???

OMG.. feel so pai seh.. malu malu... :p

Can I trust the ATM?

If I asked you, when you withdraw money, will ATM gives you more than you withdraw? The answer is NO, ya, i also hope it will give me more without deducting my account balance, hehe, but it WON't. What about give you less than you withdraw? I used to say NO too until I received an forwarded email which I think it's possible to happen.

According to the email, this person withdraw RM500 from PJ State (Also known as PJ New Town) Maybank's ATM. The ATM only gave him 9 RM50 notes instead of 10. What happened was, one of the RM 50 folded exactly in half and placed at a corner of the stack.

2 RM 50 notes, but calculate as 3

See?

This person then complaint to the bank and got to know that he's not the first person that encountered the problem. However, there are no prove to indicate that he's receiving 9 notes instead of 10!!

After reading this email, I feel that this can really happened. I never count the money I withdraw as i trust the ATM 100%. Even if we complaint this to the bank, I don't think they will give us back the money as we can't proved the atm calculate wrongly. So how to prevent this? Erm, perhaps we should start withdraw RM 50 each time. In other words, if you wished to withdraw RM 500, do it 10 times. wuahahahahaha, then i guess we can prevent this to happen. Oh ya, make sure nobody is queuing behind you, else later u kena pukul don't come blame me ya.. :p

Oh my, addicted la!!

Recently I was addicted to one of the Facebook's application, the Mahjong and Chor Dai Dee!! As i mentioned before on one of my previous post, I don't play facebook one. But when FL sent me this mahjong/chor dai dee application, I was really addicted to it. For mahjong, you will have 50,000 for your starting amount and for chor dai dee, you will only have 5000.

Now i have 80,000+ for mahjong (cos got one time i manage to get '13 yiu', wuahahahaha, damn lucky) and guess how much I have for chor dai dee? Negative value!!!! wuahahaha, my chor dai dee skill sucks lar.. and also i don't have much luck lar. always never get the 'dee'.

You like chor dai dee or mahjong? If yes, go install this application lar, it's free, it's fun.. oh ya, play with me lar, if you see me online....

Petrol price not increasing.. ya right...

I bet you guys heard that the gov plan to introduce a new and cheaper 95 unleaded petrol to us. As for the 97 unleaded petrol (the one we're currently using, RM 1.92 per litre), might increased till RM 3!! Yes yes, RM 3!!

What's the difference between the 95 and 97 unleaded petrol? Well well, according to them, the 95 are less powerful but it is suitable for smaller cars (below 1300cc) like proton cars. As for expensive cars like benz, bmw and etc, preferably use 97.

I guess the reason they said smaller cars are suitable to use 95 is because smaller cars already 'mou lek', so if use the 95 also cannot see any difference. What i'm concerned is, is there any side effect other than mou lek? Will it be bad for our car? You know lar, if it's harmless, why don't they introduce this 95 to us earlier? Why need to wait till now?

Right now we still don't know how much per litre for this 95 but if the price is RM 1.92 and the 97 increased till RM 3, then we are actually paying the same price but for a lower quality petrol. and yet they claimed they are NOT increasing the petrol price and we ppl canot bising bising, cos if we bising, they will said they already introduce a cheaper petrol price for us, just that we dowan to use only..

So cunning hor.. ~sigh...I wanna go do some experiment, to try to modify my car to consume water instead of petrol... arggggg!!!!!

Air Asia introducing Checked Baggage Handling Fees!

For bookings made from 21st April onwards, a fee will apply to all checked baggage. How much? If you pre booked, one baggage RM3, if you didn't book in advance, RM 5 per baggage. Last time, only when your baggage is over weight then only you will be charged for a fee, but now, unless you dun bring anything, or you hand carry it to the plane, else you will be charged.

So does that means bookings made before 21st April no need to be charged? Cos i booked my flights beginning of the year, wonder whether I will be charged or not. Now checked in baggage they charged, sooner or later, hand carry also they will charged...

~sigh, money money money, everything also money..

Finally!!! Terminated!!!

I called the MBF customer service last Thursday to ask them how to terminate my mbf credit card. I was very happy when they told me I can actually terminate it through phone (really save me a lot of time lar..), just that I need to call within office hour. So i left my contact number and request them to call me back.

I waited for their call on last Friday, but nobody called. Saturday also nobody called.. and today is Monday, still no calls from them!! Aiseh, I said i want to terminate that is why they don't want to call me? I decided to call them again during lunch (ya, i'm quite gan cheong, when i want to terminate i want it to be terminated IMMEDIATELY. haha..). The customer service transfer my call to the person in charge but nobody picked up the phone cos all of them went out for lunch. Again, I left my contact number to them and ask them MUST call me back and FINALLY just now at about 3pm, they called me.

First thing first, they asked me how come I want to terminate my card, i said i seldom use, i don't want to keep the card. then they said last September they just waived the annual fees for me (can you belief ar, RM160 for a normal card, not even a gold card leh, damn expensive!!) and asked me to keep my card until this September. I said no i don't want to SEE the card anymore. hehe.. so after a few times of NO NO and NO, she decided to give up and terminate my card. wuahahahahahaa..

YAY!!!! Finally.. one card gone!! YAY!!!! :p

How to terminate your MBF Card?

I applied the MBF credit card few years ago but i rarely used it. Throughout the year, I've applied more and more credit cards and it's getting very hard to maintain. Therefore I decided to terminate my MBF card, since I seldom used it. How to terminate? Don't know wor.. so i called their customer service to ask.

Apparently they allowed us to call to terminate, hmm, good wor like that, no need to personally go to the card centre. The only thing is that we need to call within office hour which is from 9am to 6pm. I called at 6pm++ so the customer service ppl asked me to call again tomorrow. I then asked her to ask her colleague to call me. Wuahahahaha, why want to waste my money to call them? Asked them to call me lar.. hehe..

So if you are thinking of terminating your MBF credit card too, you can call them from 9am-6pm lar, else? leave a message and ask them to call you back!

Ken Lee.. Ken lee without you....

I first saw this was at ah pek's blog, when i showed it to my friends, seems like they all already know about this..This lady is very famous now. If you don't know what i'm talking about, you must check this out!!!

So now you know what "Ken Lee" means? wuahahahahahaha....

You still remember.. mIRC?

Anyone of you still logs in to mIRC? I used to like mIRC a lot, long long time ago, when I was still in college. I remembered when my friend first intro this MIRC to me, I still don't have Internet connection at home. So when I'm free, I will go to the college's lab to use the Internet connection as well as loged in to mIRC (not sure why they nv block this thing, maybe the lab assistant also addicted? hehe..)

Anyway, it was quite fun chatting thru mIRC and you can really meet lot's of lot's of funny ppl. The first question ppl will normally asked would be, what's ur a/s/l/, which stands for age, sex and location. So there's one time, when i said i'm at my college's lab, this person that i'm chatting with also said he's in the lab. Yes, the same lab!! Haha, that's exciting. So of cos the next question would be, where are you sitting? I was at the back but I said I was in front, wearing some other color clothes. So immediately, I saw that person standing up and try to look for me. Well well, of cos, he's not able to find me, as i'm at the back mar!! haha...

mIRC is a good tool for us to pass our free time, talk nonsense to someone that you don't know but it is not advisable for us to go tell them too much about ourselves, where we stay and etc. Oh ya, why I can type so fast now? Well well, mIRC plays an important role lar. wuahahahahah...

What about you? Got any nice story to share on mIRC? Say maybe you met your husband/wife there?

Burn you a mistress!

When I thought burning a petrol station to our ancestors is the newest/popular "thing" for this year, there comes another "thing". What is it? Want to guess? Give you 3 chance, but seriously, I think you won't be able to guess also lar. hehe..

According to what I heard this morning from the radio, the most popular or the most "hit" thing that people in China burn is.. tah dah.. a MISTRESS ("yi lai")!! Yes, dun play play. When a woman's husband is dead and they are still alive, they scared their husband will be very boring down there, so these women burned their husbands a mistress. Hmm, what happened if one day they died ar? then they have to rebut their husband with the mistress? By the time probably their husband likes the mistress more than them already.

Funny right, mistress also they can think of. Besides the mistress, there's also those 'siu cheh'. Nor, those night clubs 'siu cheh' leh, those also got lar!! I really 'pui fuk' these business man lar, they can think of all sorts of thing so that they can earn more money. This year got petrol station, got mistress, got siu cheh, what about next year? hmm..perhaps a bomb? or a gun? so that they can protect themselves against enemies!

How come I don't have such luck????

From my aunt:

A: u know ur cousin ar, his comp transfer him to US, give him USD 9K per month leh..
J: WAH!!!!! (FYI, he's only 2 yrs older than me..doing IT also, but seriously i don't know what's he's really doing..)

From friend A:

A: u know, so and so got increment, RM700 lar..
J: WAH!!!!!! (I never had RM700 increment before ler!!!)

From friend B:

B: today got payslip, suddenly saw extra money leh, company secretly give us bonus!!!
J: WAH!!!!!! (how come my comp never give surprises?)

From friend C:

C: so and so just got his performance bonus lar, then next month will get bonus..
J: WAH!!! (what is performance bonus? i nv had performance bonus b4!!!!!!)

I got nothing to say.. except WAH.....WAH... and WAH!!!!!